What is this all about?

The noble art of "putting stuff on t-shirts" is an important part of our cultural heritage which has evolved over time to its current status as part fashion, part social commentary and part "paying a company for the privilege to advertise that company". We've decided to simplify these informative garments down to their purest essence and create our own range of dumb, ironic t-shirts.

How do I let you know what band logo/nerd reference/brand name I want on my t-shirt?

You don't! The t-shirt you receive will feature the design you see in the image. If you order a t-shirt and the image shows it as having "band logo on a t-shirt" printed on the front, you will receive exactly that. Let's face it, actually having to choose which band shirt to wear is an unnecessary chore; we both know that you only really want people to know that you have listened to at least one band.

Can I get these designs on other types of clothing?

We currently only have unisex t-shirts available but if you think we should be selling other kinds of clothing please let us know via the Contact Us page and we'll investigate the possibility of adding it to the store.

How will my order be shipped? When will I receive it? How much does shipping cost?

Calm down; that was three questions.

Your order will be shipped by Royal Mail 2nd class post. All t-shirts are printed to order which takes a few days (usually 2-3 days from when you place your order) so if we add this all up you should receive your order within 7-10 days. Shipping is currently £3 per order.

Where do you ship to?

We currently only ship to the UK but we're investigating the possibility of shipping to the EU/worldwide.