Offensive t-shirts run the risk of looking a bit too "try-hard"; you want to offend people but avoid looking like you care about offending people. This leads to a nightmarish tightrope walk of t-shirt selection mixed with subtle passer-by surveillance that is risky and exhausting. Avoid this whole mess by choosing this t-shirt which as an added bonus is only as offensive as other people's imaginations make it!
This t-shirt has "literally a photograph of gravy" on it. This is the safe-for-work alternative to our more "offensive" t-shirts.
I mean, don't actually wear this to work. If I were your boss and you rocked up wearing this, I'd still fire you.